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Lizzo Melts Down Over South Park Parody

Twitter user Sarah Fields got it right:

She’s talking about Lizzo, the buxom songstress and flute player who has made a big splash in pop music as a fat woman who allegedly loves her big, beautiful body. Like most leftist Hollywood types, though, the self-confidence evaporates when a more tempting prize comes into view: sympathy and outrage.

Lizzo found herself parodied on the long-running South Park, probably the most irreverent adult cartoon ever made. Creators Trey Park and Matt Stone are equal-opportunity piss-takers, as the Brits say. They have punctured the pretensions of preachy vegans, lazy hippies, trans surgery advocates (don’t forget when Mr. Broflovski got dolphin-affirming care), and now they’re turning their sights to Lizzo.

In a performative bit of anger-reacting, Lizzo sat down in front of her phone camera to watch the recent cartoon clip that pokes fun at her. In the episode, Sharon tells her friend Sheila that she just doesn’t have the willpower to lose weight the old-fashioned way by cutting calories and exercising. So she turned to the new wonder drug “Lizzo.” Written like a pharmaceutical commercial, Sharon tries “FDA-approved Lizzo,” which “makes you feel good about your weight.”

Give her reaction a watch below:

The faux weight loss drug Lizzo is a play on the diet drug Ozempic. But instead of cutting your cravings, new Lizzo just makes you not “give a f—” about your weight. Sharon says “I’ve lowered my standards and my expectations!”

Unsurprisingly, the real Lizzo is none too pleased with this on-the-nose commentary on her “body positivity” gimmick. The singer may be displeased, but social media users are having a blast.

User Tanner X Rubicon hit the nail on the head:

 

That’s the thing with celebrities in the age of woke. They want to be ridiculous and never be called on the carpet for it. If modern stars developed a sense of humor about themselves the public would probably find them at least 50 percent less insufferable.

Of course, there’s always one person who can’t wait to twist the knife one more turn:

Who’s your “favorite” sanctimonious star? Tell us in the comments below!

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Dylan Mulvaney Confuses Rhinos With RINOs In Video To Congressional Candidate

Transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney suffered an amusing blunder when praising climate campaigner and “Republican” House of Representatives candidate Julie Fedorchak for “going to the D.C. Zoo and to work with RINOs”.

The video – paid for by her Republican rival in the race, Rick Becker, was posted on Cameo, where celebrities earn money for sending pre-written video messages upon request.

Fedorchak has received criticism for her repeated emphasis on green energy proposals in North Dakota, thus impacting the coal industry which provides 55% of the state’s energy supply.

Reaction to Becker’s video was mostly positive, with many seeing the fun in the light-hearted clip.

“What’s not a laughing matter is how time and again Julie Fedorchak placed radical green energy proposals above the coal industry here in North Dakota,” Becker added.

If Mulvaney has the same effect on Fodorchak’s candidacy as he did on Bud Light, the best is yet to come for Becker.

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Bette Midler Wonders What Would Have Happened If Hillary Clinton Claimed The Election Was Stolen

Progressive singer and actress Bette Midler caused a stir on social media on Sunday, May 19, by questioning what would have happened had Hillary Clinton claimed the election was “stolen” from her.

Midler made the comments on X in reference to Donald Trump’s repeated claims that he illegitimately lost the 2020 presidential election, which is believed by a sizeable percentage of the American public.

Unfortunately, it seems the Hocus Pocus star was quickly corrected by fellow users of the platform, including filmmaker Mike Cernovich.

Indeed, former Secretary Clinton made several comments disputing the legitimacy of the 2016 Presidential Election. “There was a widespread understanding that this election [in 2016] was not on the level,” she told The Ticket podcast in 2020. “We still don’t know what really happened.”

During the discussion, Clinton went as far to say that where was “a deep sense of unease” after she lost the election despite her popular vote success.

Worse still for Mrs Midler, users highlighted her own previous question of Trump’s electoral victory in 2016.

Hollywood’s perception of politics never fails to amaze…

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Woke Actor Tweets “Joe Biden is the Best President We’ve Ever Had.” Chaos Ensues

Woke actor Mark Hamill, best known as Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars series (has he been in anything else?), took his wokeness to a new level when he tweeted his support for Joe Biden earlier this week.

“Joe Biden is the best president we’ve ever had.”

Wow. Just wow.

If you’re a lifelong Democrat and you vote “blue no matter who”, I can understand that. I don’t agree with it, but I can understand it.

Hell, if you despise Donald Trump so much that you plan to vote “against” him as opposed to “for” Biden, I (almost) understand that too.

But you can’t say with a straight face that Joe Biden is even a good president, let alone the best we’ve ever had.

Mr. Hamill didn’t elaborate on what exactly President Biden has done that makes him history’s best president.

Here are a few things that I can think of off the top of my head that disqualify him from the “Best Presidents” debate:

  • Millions of illegal immigrants flooding into our country through an unsecure border
  • Hundreds of trillions of taxpayer dollars sent overseas to fun foreign wars
  • Rampant inflation
  • Serious mental decline
  • “10% for the Big Guy”

The video below has countless more examples of how Biden and his allies are destroying the country:

Needless to say, X users had a field day with Hamill’s tweet.

Now I remember what Mark Hamill has been up to recently. Wasn’t he in Game of Thrones?


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