Comedian Nikki Glaser took the stage at the Golden Globes on Sunday night, delivering a sharp monologue that skewered Hollywood’s elite, high-profile scandals, and even political endorsements.
The event took place at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, where Glaser’s opening remarks set the tone for a night of humor mixed with pointed commentary.
Glaser began by addressing the star-studded audience with a playful jab at their influence, particularly in politics. “I am not here to roast you tonight,” she said. “How could I, really? You’re all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything … I mean, except tell the country who to vote for.”
The comment appeared to reference Hollywood celebrities who publicly supported Kamala Harris and other political figures.
Glaser’s quip drew laughter from the crowd while highlighting the often-debated impact of celebrity endorsements on public opinion.
In a more controversial moment, Glaser took aim at Sean “Diddy” Combs, referencing his ongoing sexual trafficking scandal. While discussing the film Challengers, she remarked, “That movie was more sexually charged than ‘. I’m upset too. The after-party’s not going to be as good this year. But we have to move on! Stanley Tucci’s freak-off just doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
The joke elicited mixed reactions, underscoring the tension surrounding the high-profile allegations against Combs.
Glaser didn’t spare NBC’s streaming platform, Peacock, from her comedic critique.
Highlighting the challenges streaming services face in gaining visibility, she joked about Eddie Redmayne’s nomination for his role in The Day of the Jackal.
“It’s about a top-secret elite sniper that no one can find, because he’s on Peacock,” Glaser quipped, earning laughs from the audience and pointing to the platform’s struggles to stand out in the crowded streaming market.
The comedian also turned her attention to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s business ventures.
Ahead of introducing Johnson as a presenter, Glaser poked fun at celebrities using their fame to launch products, particularly tequila brands.
“Remember: the point of being nominated isn’t to win an award. No, the point of being nominated is to make a tequila brand so popular that you never have to make art again,” she said.
Johnson, known for his Teremana tequila brand, took the joke in stride as he took the stage shortly after.
Glaser’s monologue at the Golden Globes blended humor with social commentary, touching on Hollywood’s influence, scandals, and commercial endeavors.
Her sharp remarks set the stage for a night that celebrated the best in television and film while reflecting the challenges and controversies surrounding the entertainment industry.
The Golden Globes, one of Hollywood’s most anticipated annual events, continues to serve as a platform for both celebration and satire, with comedians like Glaser delivering humor that resonates well beyond the awards show stage.
