In recent years formerly normal people have adopted the most incredible delusions. They think they can’t know the most ordinary things unless they’re told such things are real by science™ – even though science is also called into question when it contradicts the dominant progressive orthodoxy. Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson infamously stated that she cannot say what a woman might be, because she’s “not a biologist.” Woke teac—sorry, educators—assure us that we can’t say 2+2=4 because it’s sometimes 5 on account someone science-y said so:


Now comes Britian’s woke paper The Guardian with baby-related tidings from “the science.” Carl Benjamin, once the focus of a censorious cancellation campaign because of his insistence on seeing reality during the “gamergate” scandal, points us to this new wisdom.

We’ve seen a lot of nonsense recently about sex not being real, the climate-o-pocalypse, and much else, but there’s something special about the way this Guardian writer gingerly tells us about babbling babies:

You cannot be serious, madam. Babies making phonemes might actually be. . . practicing speech? Next you’re going to tell us sun comes out during the day – and is bright!
Worse, social media appears to be full of unauthorized noticers, ordinary non-degreed citizens who think they have the right to see things and then say them! They seem a bit tired of this very 2020s game:

User Cecilia Glennon took the risk of unlicensed noticing:

Our favorite is this one, served super dry:

Have you noticed anything about the world in an un-authorized way? Tell us below.