“Follow the Science” Crowd Stumbles Upon Most Obvious “Discovery” Ever

In recent years formerly normal people have adopted the most incredible delusions. They think they can’t know the most ordinary things unless they’re told such things are real by science™ – even though science is also called into question when it contradicts the dominant progressive orthodoxy. Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson infamously stated that she cannot say what a woman might be, because she’s “not a biologist.”  Woke teac—sorry, educators—assure us that we can’t say 2+2=4 because it’s sometimes 5 on account someone science-y said so:

Now comes Britian’s woke paper The Guardian with baby-related tidings from “the science.” Carl Benjamin, once the focus of a censorious cancellation campaign because of his insistence on seeing reality during the “gamergate” scandal, points us to this new wisdom.

We’ve seen a lot of nonsense recently about sex not being real, the climate-o-pocalypse, and much else, but there’s something special about the way this Guardian writer gingerly tells us about babbling babies:

You cannot be serious, madam. Babies making phonemes might actually be. . . practicing speech? Next you’re going to tell us sun comes out during the day – and is bright!

Worse, social media appears to be full of unauthorized noticers, ordinary non-degreed citizens who think they have the right to see things and then say them! They seem a bit tired of this very 2020s game:

User Cecilia Glennon took the risk of unlicensed noticing:

Our favorite is this one, served super dry:

Have you noticed anything about the world in an un-authorized way? Tell us below.

6 thoughts on ““Follow the Science” Crowd Stumbles Upon Most Obvious “Discovery” Ever”

  1. No member of the fascist ANTI-DEMOCRATIC PARTY deserves a modicum of respect.

    No more talk with the congenital banana republic liars. The only thing they deserve now are high speed lead vaccinations.

    That’s what’s going to happen as soon as civil unrest occurs when the baby kiIIing, child molesting leftist fiIth reject Trump’s win in November 2024. Can’t wait! 🇺🇸👍😂

    1. Hmm ~ we have better ways to deal with leftwing lunatics. Ever been in court for 5 weeks? Sit on hard benches. Eat careteria gruel.

      The buildings are old and draft and need heated. Bring in lots of leftwingers ……waiting to be tried.

    2. It would appear that many, if not all, of these leftists ingested a lot of lead when they were young, explaining their mental retardation.

  2. pottfullofpith

    I and many others have long noted that hard sciences like astronomy and physics discover and prove things that no one knew or understood or even suspected or imagined, like the existence of distant galaxies or the mechanisms of nuclear fusion. Soft sciences on the other hand delight in “discovering” and proving things that everybody already knows, like friendly people have more friends or babies practice speech before speaking.

  3. The Soft Science of Daily Life
    How To Read a **** Map
    I Can Walk Outside Look At The Universe And Watch **it Happen Same As You
    I Thought College Was Supposed To Be ADVANCED Education

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