Hold your nose because this is a smelly story. The decline of manners, courtesy, and basic decency in America has been going on for decades and every day on social media brings a new low. If it’s not people snatching weaves and breaking furniture in Waffle House or Walmart, it’s young women in prostitute wear and young men with pants underneath their buttocks strolling down the street.
At least in those cases there is some cloth covering the most sensitive parts of the body. Not for this lady we’re about to meet. Details about this story are light and little can be confirmed, but even the mainstream media is picking up on this story.
It goes like this. Christina Solometo from Ridley Park, Pennsylvania, is sitting in a jail cell because of how she chose to deal with what looks like a case of road rage. Two drivers are involved. Solometo, and another driver, an unidentified woman. In the video below, Solometo said the other driver was “chasing me.” Solometo reviewed her choices for how to respond, and chose what you might call Option Number Two.
She stopped her car, pulled her drawers down, aimed her backside at the other driver’s hood, and let loose. Be warned, the video below contains detailed footage of what Solometo ejected from her bottom all over the front of the other driver’s car.
In the video shared by Collin Rugg, Solometo (she was identified in mainstream media reports) appears happy, almost gleeful, about her brown escapade. As the cops march her (clothed) into the paddywagon, Solometo has a smile on her face and she’s laughing. The other driver didn’t find it funny and had some choice, explicit words for Solometo. It makes you wonder whether there was some longstanding grudge between her and the other driver.
Solometo doesn’t seem very concerned in the video about the price she’ll likely pay for taking the law–and her underwear–into her own hands. When questioned by a reporter about why she did what she did, Solometo said, “She chased me,” and “I have a sickness.” It is not clear what ailment causes sufferers to get out of their car and use another driver’s grill as a Porta-Potty.
Solometo is charged with indecent exposure, littering on the highway, and more.
You can imagine the reaction on X/Twitter. Here are some of the best!
Oh my gosh, look at her mug shot! She’s been waiting for this.
