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Trump Hilariously Roasts “Watermelon Head” Adam Schiff in Brutal Rant

Trump Hilariously Roasts 'Watermelon Head' Adam Schiff in Brutal Rant

President Donald Trump torched Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) during a congressional dinner for U.S. House Republicans on Tuesday.

Trump reminded lawmakers that Schiff had perpetuated the “fake investigations” into baseless claims that his campaign colluded with Russia in 2016.

However, it wasn’t until Trump began comically calling out Schiff’s physical appearance that things became hysterical.

“Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff, can you believe this guy? He’s got the smallest neck I’ve ever seen,” Trump said to jeers from the crowd.

“And the biggest head. We call him ‘Watermelon Head.’ I said, ‘How can that big, fat face stand on a neck that looks like this finger?” he continued, holding up his hand for effect.

“It’s the weirdest thing. It’s a mystery. Nobody can understand it.”

Trump and Schiff have been at odds ever since the Democrat spearheaded a congressional probe into allegations that Russian agents colluded with the president’s campaign.

Schiff continued to claim he had “mountains” of evidence implicating Trump for years—despite never producing any.

Special counsel John Durham released a comprehensive report in 2023 concluding that no such evidence existed.

However, Schiff denounced the prosecutor’s investigation as “flawed from the start.”

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During Trump’s speech, he focused on his opponent for nearly three uninterrupted minutes, calling him “one of the most dishonest” politicians in Washington, D.C.

“He knows it’s a hoax because he made it up with Crooked Hillary,” he said.

Conservative commentator Benny Johnson responded, with one of his followers commenting, “Throughout the years, my president hasn’t really hated someone personally. But you can tell he really hates shifty Schiff.”

Another added that Schiff and his allies “would have gladly put Trump and his son in jail for the rest of their lives if they could have gotten away with it.”

In February, FBI director Dan Bongino posted a cryptic message online suggesting that Rep. Schiff may be in legal jeopardy for pushing the baseless Russian collusion story for years.

“I’m not letting this go. I wanna find out what happened because it can never happen again,” Bongino said.

“We had the FBI, in conjunction with the Department of Justice, officials in Congress, foreign governments, and intel people fabricate a story, invent a story that could have done serious and long-term harm to international relations with a nuclear-powered foe.”

“You do not get to change the course of electoral politics by fabricating a story, hijacking the justice system to give a patina of truth to a fake story,” he went on.

“Why do I bring that up now? Because who was the ringmaster of that circus? Yes, Adam Schiff, and no, I’m not letting it go.”

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Trump Wipes Out Kennedy Center Board Over Drag Shows for Kids

If you’re a conservative, it’s the best of times, and if you’re a liberal, it’s the worst of times. Donald Trump and his administration are tearing through Washington and its institutions like a high-speed steamroller. The president is showing that he means business. The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), headed up by entrepreneur Elon Musk, is making quick work of rooting out wasteful spending and unnecessary staff. 

The big news this week has  been about the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). The government bureau is there, allegedly, to help struggling foreign countries, but the kind of help it’s giving through your tax dollars has raised anger and eyebrows. 

Here’s White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt confirming that USAID was spending millions on. . what? Sex changes in Guatemala, for example:

Listen to the entire list of expenditures; it’ll churn your stomach. As of press time, a judge has temporarily halted Trump’s plan to fire the entire USAID staff as an employee union sues. 

And on Feb 7, screech-mistress Maxine Waters, Democrat Rep. from California, nearly blew her wig off during an attempt to “storm” the Department of Education. Take a listen to her and her supporters harassing the unnamed man guarding the doors because the left doesn’t like Elon or accountability. 

And the winning keeps on coming. Also on Friday, Feb. 7, Trump got the left into apoplexy again by cleaning out the board members of the cultural institution the Kennedy Center. LibsofTikTok brings the news:

Trump: At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN. I have decided to immediately terminate multiple individuals from the Board of Trustees, including the Chairman, who do not share our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture. We will soon announce a new Board, with an amazing Chairman, DONALD J. TRUMP! Just last year, the Kennedy Center featured Drag Shows specifically targeting our youth — THIS WILL STOP. The Kennedy Center is an American Jewel, and must reflect the brightest STARS on its stage from all across our Nation. For the Kennedy Center, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

Like most arts and culture organizations, the Kennedy Center has gone full woke. In just under 10 years, the most storied artistic houses in the U.S. have decided that children are best educated by men in dresses telling them there is no such thing as a man or a woman. Historians of the future are going to have a hard time figuring out just how a party that claims to “care” for people got behind the mutilation and chemical poisoning of children that they call “gender-affirming care.”

Let’s take a look at the reaction to Trump’s move on the Kennedy Center. 

This user picked up on Trump’s self-appointment head of the board (he does have an ego):

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Trump Finds Hidden Letter from Biden in Resolute Desk After Exchange with Peter Doocy

President Donald Trump shared a light-hearted exchange with Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy, who pointed out a longstanding presidential tradition of former Presidents leaving a letter.

Doocey posed the question as a Trump worked through a large stack of executive orders.

“President Trump, did President Biden leave you a letter?” Doocy asked.

Trump replied, “He may have.”

The President then pushed back from the Resolute Desk, asking, “Don’t they leave it in the desk?”

Trump opened the desk drawer quipping “Ooh!” as he found an envelope.

Reporters quickly pressed Trump for details of the letter, and he teased them that he could read it on the spot.

“Thank you, Peter. It could have been years before I found it,” Trump said.

“Maybe I’ll read it first, then I’ll make that determination,” Trump added.

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