Cruise Company Offering TDS Sufferers “4-Year Trip” to Avoid Trump’s Second Term


Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers are being offered a four-year residential cruise to avoid the next four years under the 47th President.

The Tour La Vie program, offered by Villa Vie Residences, gives rich liberals the chance to visit over 140 countries while avoiding the US so they don’t have to face political reality.

Mikael Petterson, the company’s chief executive officer, said, “We came up with this marketing campaign before we even knew who would win. Regardless of who would have won, you would have half of the population upset.”


“Quite frankly, we don’t have a political view one way or the other. We just wanted to give people who feel threatened to have a way to get out.”

However, escaping Trump doesn’t come cheap.


The Tour La Vie program starts at $40,000 per year, offering four different packages for raging leftists to escape:

  • “Escape from Reality” for a year
  • “Mid-term Selection” for two years
  • “Everywhere but Home” for three years
  • The full experience to “Skip Forward” at four years

The “Skip Forward” option costs $256,000 for single occupancy or $320,000 for two, according to the company’s website.


Meanwhile, the one-year cruise is significantly cheaper, at $80,000 for singles or $50,000 per person for more.

That first package could be the best option when TDS finally realize Donald Trump is fixing America, not destroying it.


The company has already reported a “huge uptick” in ticket inquiries and expects to sell out 


Travelers will still be able to cast their votes while on board for the midterms and presidential election in 2028, with mail sent to the corporate office and then to the ship.


“They didn’t want to talk to one another,” Petterson said.

“They wanted to stay away from one another. At the end of the day everyone there isn’t there to talk politics. They actually have similar lifestyles. There weren’t any sort of issues or anything.”

Petterson said the cruise attracts “distinct groups” from retirees to semi-retired and digital nomads.


“It’s really cool how the community, old and young are coming together,” Petterson said.

“I think the world cruising market is growing and growing and having the ability to completely disconnect from the world and still be connected with our internet and Wi-Fi and invite your friends on board,” Petterson said.


“It really helps your ability to really live this lifestyle and still stay connected with your friends and family.”

A second Trump term with thousands of raging TDS sufferers fleeing the country sounds good to me.


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